The Dangerous Rantings of a Deranged Mind

( Private )

[Private to the Marauders]

Can we go blow up Filch's office? Or the Slytherin dorms? Or something?

I really, really want to blow something up. [/]

Did anyone know that if you put a talking letter into the fire, it screams profanity at you? I think this is a very, very marketable item and needs to be expanded upon very soon.

I have a journal, apparently. It was on my bed, with an inscription on the inside to USE it. Thank you for whoever left me the COMPLETELY USELESS AND BORING GIFT. I can barely bring myself to write my own essays and they expect me to write for fun.

The going ons of Sirius Black's twisted mind are not meant for a public audience and if I have to write about it I am not responsible for the snapping of young and impressionable minds.

SPEAKING OF WHICH. JAMES. REMUS.
My Brilliance(with a capital B) strikes again and all the school with quake, QUAKE I SAY, at our sixth year Gryffindor WRATH(or lack there of. Pranks are FUNNY not Wrathful, you silly creatures).

This will be the prank to end all pranks. I know it.